Funny Yet another riddle

[drywall]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Halfway, then he's coming out again.
Bombardier, you've got a lot to answer for!!!
Derrick.

 

[drywall]

Well, i see that was too easy, sooooooo

Who is buried in Grants Tomb?

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Well, it's got to be Grant or Tomb, or nobody, 'cos it's just a memorial.
Derrick.