Funny Yet another riddle II

[Eagledriver]

What's the fastest critter on the Earth? :?:

 

[drywall]

Thats an easy one.
It would be a county highway worker. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30. :mrgreen:

 

[Eagledriver]

Nope, but that's a good answer though, DW. Try again, you're not even close.

:mrgreen:

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Viking, with a steak all ready on the barbeque.
Derrick.

 

[Eagledriver]

Nope again, but I can believe that. laugh; Try again. :?

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Spoilsport, I refuse to believe anything could be faster.

Derrick.

 

[Eagledriver]

Nope, there is one thing faster. C'mon Derrick. You, yourself, once mentioned it in passing.

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Moi? I never volunteer for anything!! You've got me mixed up with another guy.
:shock: :shock:
Derrick.

 

[Eagledriver]

Not unless there's another Derrick Stephenson, moderator, running around. Don't tell me you're stumped instead of the other way around!

box;

 

[Eagledriver]

I've gotta go offline for a while. I'll be back in about two hours. If nobody's solved by then I might tell the answer. :evil: :evil:

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Everyone keeps telling me I am only mortal, but when it comes to the crunch, I'm expected to be superhuman. I can't take it anymore, I can't stand it !!!
lolb; lolb;
Derrick.

 

[drywall]

Michael Jackson at a daycare center?? :mrgreen:

 

[Eagledriver]

Sorry, DW. Still no cigar. Derrick, Whassup?


:shock:

 

[Eagledriver]

Well, since nobody else wants a stab at it, I guess I'll just have to give it up.

"A politician running from a moral issue."


o-

 

[drywall]

Ain't it the sad truth