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A Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico.
Whilst sipping his tequila, he noticed the guy on the next table was tucking into a delicious, gorgeous looking, scrumptious, sizzling platter of food.
He said to the waiter, 'Another tequila, please, and can I have what that Gent over there ordered?'
The waiter was very apologetic, but explained that the dish was bull's testicles, a delicacy from the bullfights held only once a day, and to have this dish he would need to arrive and order early in the morning.
The next morning, bright and early, the cowboy is in the restaurant, and orders his meal for the evening.
Sure enough, on sitting down for his supper, a beautiful platter of food is placed in front of him, and he gratefully sampled the dish, but after a few bites, he called back the waiter, and said, 'Look, these are terrific tasting, but they are much, much, smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday'.
'Ah, Senor', says the waiter, ' but sometimes, the bull, he wins!!!!'
Derrick.
Whilst sipping his tequila, he noticed the guy on the next table was tucking into a delicious, gorgeous looking, scrumptious, sizzling platter of food.
He said to the waiter, 'Another tequila, please, and can I have what that Gent over there ordered?'
The waiter was very apologetic, but explained that the dish was bull's testicles, a delicacy from the bullfights held only once a day, and to have this dish he would need to arrive and order early in the morning.
The next morning, bright and early, the cowboy is in the restaurant, and orders his meal for the evening.
Sure enough, on sitting down for his supper, a beautiful platter of food is placed in front of him, and he gratefully sampled the dish, but after a few bites, he called back the waiter, and said, 'Look, these are terrific tasting, but they are much, much, smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday'.
'Ah, Senor', says the waiter, ' but sometimes, the bull, he wins!!!!'
Derrick.
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