Funny A Morecambe and Wise joke.

[Derrick Stephenson]

There were two old men sitting in deckchairs on the beach.
One says 'Nice out, isn't it?'
The other says....?
This ran on telly for weeks without the punchline being revealed.
What's the punchline?
Derrick.

 

[Drone_pilot]

i'm not saying as the boss will ban me.

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Nah, it's not that bad!
The actual punchline is :
'I don't know, I haven't had mine out yet'
Derrick.

 

[Drone_pilot]

ok then the version i know is "yes but put it away here comes a policeman".

 

[Derrick Stephenson]

Yeah Bud, same but different!!
Derrick.