Funny Aussie Joke

[airborne]

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
> He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
> wondering what could have happened to her.
>
Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
>
The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
> really bad news, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
>
'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
>
The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill
> here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
> He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'
> The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of
> a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.
>
The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
> really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.'
> He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or
> five crabs in it.
> 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
> that... So what's the other possible good news?'
> 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here
> get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and
> pull her up again!
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