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[TankBuster]

The US army recently looked into bullet broof under ware! That raises the question....WHOS SHOOTING US DOWN THERE??????????????????

 

[ArcticWolf]

I hate to say this... but aren't the Americans infamous for 'friendly fire'...

 

[TankBuster]

Hey you now how us yanks hate the top brass, so we shoot em in the @$$

 

[ArcticWolf]

Career advancement...

I never realised it was the American way of advancing your career... laugh;

 

[TankBuster]

Well, officers are a pain in the butt..........Why do ya think generals (except Patton and Shwartzkof ) stayed their butts off the front line

 

[GunBunnyInaMAB]

I don't know about you, but bulletproof underwear might come in real handy if you're unlucky enough to trip a "BOUNCING BETTY" mine. The Viet Cong used them to blow the nuts off intrepid GI's strolling through the jungle of Vietnam.

The way it worked was upon activation, usually through a tripwire or pressure sensor, the canister would fire the mine's shrapnel charge up into the air about 2 and 1/2 feet, then detonate. Instant casteration!