Funny On a desert Island

[airborne]

On a beautiful desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following groups of people are shipwrecked:-

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
One month later on the same island in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage-à-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The twoAustralian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

 

[GunBunnyInaMAB]

You forgot about the Americans. They bought the Irishmen's whiskey; Introduced the English woman to the Austrailian woman, who are now sleeping with each other; Bartered whiskey with the Chinese for goods and services; Borrowed money from the Germans to purchase the Japanese woman from the Japanese men in order to sell her to the Chinese; Convinced the Englishmen that the Germans were planning to invade the French with the assistance of the Italians, thus causing the Europeans to go to war, and furnish all sides with the weapons; and lured both the Greek woman and the Bulgarian woman to the American sector so the American woman could tell them how repressed they were in their societies; and finally hired the Australian men as mercenaries to deliver the weapons to all the warring parties, and to create chaos whenever it looked like a possible ceasefire might take place.

war;;

 

[GunBunnyInaMAB]

OK, it's been a week sice the above posting... where the heck is everybody???

 

[airborne]

Moved

I think they've moved to another island and the carrier pigeon has quit !
Mike

 

[GunBunnyInaMAB]

I think you're right.

cyc;