Funny French and Germany

[TankBuster]

How many French does it take to defend paris? We'll tell ya when the evacuation's over


My high school has a French club that meets every thursday, but every Friday they Surrender to the German club

Maybe France should take a page from china: Build a big wall, of course germany has expeiriance with breaking walls.

Give a French man a Glass of wine and he'll write you a poem, give him a brush and he'll paint the stars. Give him a gun and he'll run a 30 second mile out of town


Just thought i'd try to be funny here

 

[GunBunnyInaMAB]

The biggest mistake of World War II was letting the French Army go into Paris ahead of the American Army for the Liberation Celebration. To this day, a lot of Frenchmen still insist that the French Army defeated the German Army to liberate Paris!!