Funny Stupid-isms

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Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(Darn!, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating."

(...and you thought????...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on
body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and...I'm taking this because???....) >

On one brand of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."

(as opposed to...what)?


On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other
use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh..fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the
parents for this One.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals."

(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
 
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals."

Damn!! if only I had read the packaging?maybe I would have had more kids by now. :shock:
 
Damn!! if only I had read the packaging? maybe I would have had more kids by now.

I wonderd why when i Phone you, you have a high pitched Voice :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 
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