Funny Rough, Tough Cowboy

[Xena]

A Cowboy rides into a small town. He has a big black stallion, a large stetson hat and two shining silver pistols.
He ties his stallion to the hitching post and enters the saloon. He walks straight up to the bar and orders a whisky, which he quickly drinks. Then he looked around and saw that his horse has been stolen.
He says " If my horse isn't returned in 10 seconds, the same thing will happen here that happened in Dodge City."
Everyone in the saloon gasps, and 10 seconds later the horse trots back up outside the saloon.
Another Cowboy steps up to the bar and asks nervously " Just what did happen in Dodge City mister?"
The Cowboy replied " I had to walk home!"

 

[Zofo]

:shock: :!:

 

[Sparky]

lolb; lolb; lolb;