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One day, an Iraqi Commander is marching his division. As they near a large sand dune, a voice is heard, "One Kentucky soldier is better than ten Iraqi soldiers." The Commander sends ten of his best men behind the dune. Shortly, there is heard the sound of gunshots and screams. Then all goes quiet and still. The voice is heard again, "One Kentucky soldier is better than One hundred Iraqi soldiers." This makes the Commander very mad so he sends 100 of his best men. Soon a large gun battle is heard; machine guns, grenades and screams. Then all is quiet and still. The voice is heard once more. "One Kentucky soldier is better than 1000 Iraqi soldiers." Enraged, the Commander sends his top 1000 soldiers charging behind the dune. Soon there is heard the sounds of a furious battle; tanks firing, machineguns, grenades, bombs, and screams. Soon all is quiet. Suddenly a lone Iraqi soldier is seen crawling over the dune. Collapsing at his Commander's feet, his last words were............"Don't send any more, it's a trap. There are two of them!!!!"
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