Funny Cowboy jokes

[Drone_pilot]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a
drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of
picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his
horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the
air, catches it above his head without even looking and
fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he
yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back
outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun
back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back
in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was
back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked,
"Say partner, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said,

"I had to walk home!"

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A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender,
"Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!"

The bartender pours out the shots, and the cowboy drinks
them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Wow. I never saw anybody drink
that fast."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you'd drink that fast too if
you had what I have."

The bartender says "Oh my God! What is it? What do
you have?"

"I have................. only fifty cents!"