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Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and
get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the
reception was excellent.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've
lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive..."
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass
of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."
Two cows standing next to each other in a field,
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated
this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My
dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks
his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to
put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a
mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the
reception was excellent.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've
lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive..."
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass
of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."
Two cows standing next to each other in a field,
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated
this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My
dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks
his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to
put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a
mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
