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007--Bond, James Bond
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat
next
to
a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually
looks at his
watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your
date running
late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art
watch.
I
was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special
about
it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says
you're not
wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because
I AM wearing
panties!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour
fast."
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat
next
to
a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually
looks at his
watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your
date running
late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art
watch.
I
was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special
about
it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says
you're not
wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because
I AM wearing
panties!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour
fast."
