Funny It's true!!!!!

[John A Silkstone]

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest off licence and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutraliser Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.

 

[ArcticWolf]

OMG! I've been infected! QUICK! Get me to Bombers Bar!!! laugh;

 

[GunBunnyInaMAB]

blah, Alas, I've been inocculated against W.O.R.K. It's called Social Security Disability Insurance, or S.S.D.I.; not to be confused with S.S.D.D.,(Same Sh*t Different Day), although they both have a lot in common.