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Funny True Raf Rank Tree

Discussion in 'All Non Military Discussion' started by Matzos, Mar 31, 2016.


  1. Matzos United Kingdom

    Matzos Mi Captain MI.Net Member

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    AIR OFFICER.
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
    Is more powerful than a locomotive,
    Is faster than a speeding bullet,
    Walks on water, gives policy to GOD.

    GROUP CAPTAIN
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound,
    Is more powerful than a bulldozer,
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
    Walks on water if the sea is calm,

    WING COMMANDER.
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable wind,
    Is almost as powerful as a bulldozer,
    Is faster than a speeding .22 slug,
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool,
    Talks with GOD if special request is approved.

    SQUADRON LEADER.
    Barely clears Nissen Huts,
    Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive,
    Can fire a speeding bullet,
    Swims well,
    Is occasionally addressed by GOD.

    FLIGHT LIEUTENANT.
    Makes high scratch marks when trying to leap short buildings,
    Is run over by locomotives,
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury,
    Dog paddles,
    Talks to animals.

    FLYING OFFICER.
    Runs into buildings,
    Recognises a locomotive two out of three times,
    Has a gun but is not issued with ammunition,
    Can stay afloat with proper instruction,
    Talks to walls.

    PILOT OFFICER.
    Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings,
    Says "Look at the Choo Choo",
    Is not issued with a gun,
    Plays in mud puddles,
    Mumbles to himself.

    NON COMMISSIONED OFFICER.

    Lifts buildings and walks under them,
    Kicks locomotives off the track,
    Catches speeding bullets between teeth and eats them,
    Freezes water with a single glance,
    He is GOD. :eek:

    AIRMAN.
    Sweeps under buildings,
    Puts locomotive back on track,
    Picks up spent cartridges after speeding bullets have been fired,
    Carries the water to be frozen,
    He is the Son of GOD. :p
     
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  2. robson68 Poland

    robson68 Mi Private MI.Net Member

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    :D
     
  3. saiga

    saiga Content Mod Content Mod

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    Haha :D love it!
     
  4. Holmesy7291 United Kingdom

    Holmesy7291 Mi Sergeant MI.Net Member

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    Haha, seen this in various forms throughout the years, still hilarious every time!

    Has anyone got a link to the REME version, as i've been trying to find it for a while with no luck?
     
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