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Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big
lighter.
He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"
The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?
He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."
So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"I wish for a
million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a
million ducks.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, "That
genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he."
The guy replies, "no kidding"!
You think I asked for a 14 inch bic!"
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big
lighter.
He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"
The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?
He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."
So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"I wish for a
million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a
million ducks.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, "That
genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he."
The guy replies, "no kidding"!
You think I asked for a 14 inch bic!"