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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes
and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You
know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?", "No," she replies........."
Wait for it
It's coming
The suspense is killing you, isn't it
"You just happened to catch my eye."
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes
and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You
know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?", "No," she replies........."
Wait for it
It's coming
The suspense is killing you, isn't it
"You just happened to catch my eye."
