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A prisoner is sitting in the cells waiting to go before the judge in the morning.
In the cell its cold there’s a wind blowing rain through a broken window and there’s no heating.
In the morning the prisoner stands before the judge as the charges are read out
1)[FONT="] [/FONT]gross indecency with a chicken
2)[FONT="] [/FONT]indecent exposure
3)[FONT="] [/FONT]masturbating in a public place
4)[FONT="] [/FONT]and 20 other charges taken into consideration
the judge says “these charges are some of the worse charges I’ve ever heard what have you to say for yourself” the man can hardly speak due to a sore throat and says in a whisper “sorry my lord but I have a touch of laryngitis” so the judge replies “I’m sorry to hear that would you like to suck a fisherman’s friend” and the man replies “look I’m in enough trouble as it is”
PS for our friends across the Pond a fisherman’s friend is a cough lozinge.
In the cell its cold there’s a wind blowing rain through a broken window and there’s no heating.
In the morning the prisoner stands before the judge as the charges are read out
1)[FONT="] [/FONT]gross indecency with a chicken
2)[FONT="] [/FONT]indecent exposure
3)[FONT="] [/FONT]masturbating in a public place
4)[FONT="] [/FONT]and 20 other charges taken into consideration
the judge says “these charges are some of the worse charges I’ve ever heard what have you to say for yourself” the man can hardly speak due to a sore throat and says in a whisper “sorry my lord but I have a touch of laryngitis” so the judge replies “I’m sorry to hear that would you like to suck a fisherman’s friend” and the man replies “look I’m in enough trouble as it is”
PS for our friends across the Pond a fisherman’s friend is a cough lozinge.
