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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks
door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use,
so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he
was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your
fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where
the lady was that told him about his "barracks door. He
was planning to have a little fun with her. When he
reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks
door open did you see a soldier standing in there at
attention?" The lady (being smarter than a man)
thought for a moment and said," No, no I didn't. All
I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two kit bags.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks
door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use,
so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he
was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your
fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where
the lady was that told him about his "barracks door. He
was planning to have a little fun with her. When he
reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks
door open did you see a soldier standing in there at
attention?" The lady (being smarter than a man)
thought for a moment and said," No, no I didn't. All
I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two kit bags.
