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To those of a deeply religious persuasion - read no further !
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Mike
A new priest at his first Mass was so scared he could hardly speak. After the service he asked the Monsignor how he had done." Fine" was the reply "but next week it might help if you put a little gin or vodka in your glass of water to help you relax."
The next week the priest put vodka in his glass of water and really preached up a storm. After Mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done this time. "Fine" he said " but there are a few things you should get straight"
1 There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
2 There are 12 Disciples not 10.
3 David slew Goliath, he did not beat the sh*t out of him.
4 We don't refer to Jesus Christ as Big JC.
5 Next Saturday there will be a Taffy Pulling contest at St Peters, not a Peter Pulling contest at St Taffy's
6 The Father Son and Holy Ghost are not Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
7 Moses parted the waters at the Red Sea, he did not pass water.
8 We do not refer to Judas as The Rat Fink.
9 The Pope is consecrated, not castrated and we do not refer to him as The Godfather !"
Press on GunBunny laughsol; !
Mike
A new priest at his first Mass was so scared he could hardly speak. After the service he asked the Monsignor how he had done." Fine" was the reply "but next week it might help if you put a little gin or vodka in your glass of water to help you relax."
The next week the priest put vodka in his glass of water and really preached up a storm. After Mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done this time. "Fine" he said " but there are a few things you should get straight"
1 There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
2 There are 12 Disciples not 10.
3 David slew Goliath, he did not beat the sh*t out of him.
4 We don't refer to Jesus Christ as Big JC.
5 Next Saturday there will be a Taffy Pulling contest at St Peters, not a Peter Pulling contest at St Taffy's
6 The Father Son and Holy Ghost are not Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
7 Moses parted the waters at the Red Sea, he did not pass water.
8 We do not refer to Judas as The Rat Fink.
9 The Pope is consecrated, not castrated and we do not refer to him as The Godfather !"
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