Funny THE EULOGY

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She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again
and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. Again she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Once again, her husband died. Alas, she too finally died.


Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked
the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do
you think he is referring to her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
 
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