Funny Memories

Derrick Stephenson

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3 old ladies sitting in the garden of their nursing home. One of them is unfortunately stone deaf, and only rarely joins in the conversation.
Her two friends are discussing their visit to the local market, and lady 1 describes with her hands the length and thickness of the cucumbers she noticed on a stall. Not to be outdone, lady 2 describes with her hands the size and weight of the onions she saw.
The poor deaf dear says, ' I can't hear what you're saying, BUT I CAN REMEMBER THE GUY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!'
Derrick.
 
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