Funny Maude and Claude

[Advisor]

Maude was living in a senior citizens facility. Somehow she got the wrong medication. She stripped off all her clothes, wrapped her shawl around her neck like a cape & streaked off down the hall & into old Claude's room. Old Claude was having a lie down & Maude leapt up on his bed, put her hands on her hips a la Superman, & shouted "Super Pussy." Old Claude looked up at her and said "I'll have the soup."

 

[Hollis]

Now are you sure he was hard of hearing, or just selective?

 

[Advisor]

OLDkilt;