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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"This first body is a Frenchman aged 60, he died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector." says the Coroner.
"This second body is that of a Scotsman aged 25, he won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning, hence his smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is a most unusual one. Billy-Bob from Oklahoma aged 30. He was struck by lightning."
"Then why is he smiling?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken.
"This first body is a Frenchman aged 60, he died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector." says the Coroner.
"This second body is that of a Scotsman aged 25, he won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning, hence his smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is a most unusual one. Billy-Bob from Oklahoma aged 30. He was struck by lightning."
"Then why is he smiling?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken.
