Right, some of you didn't think my last gag was that funny (Eagledriver, you laughed so you're in the clear. There's a drink in the bar waiting for you!)
Trust me if you thought that was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.....I've got much worse, like this one !!!!
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So there was this farmer down on the farm and he has a favourite nag called Thunder. He also keeps chickens and looks after them like his own flesh and blood.
One night there is a heavy shower and the farm gets a soaking. In the morning the farmer goes out to inspect the damage. The bottom of the field is completely bogged out, so he tells his farm hands to keep the animals away.
Later that day the farmhand takes a lunchtime nap and the chickens wander out into the field. One chicken strays too far into the mud and starts to sink.
The chicken starts clucking like crazy and the farmer rushes out to the field to see what the problem is. He spots the distressed chicken and starts to panic " HANG ON, I'LL SAVE YOU" shouts the farmer and runs off to the shed. He grabs a length of rope and jumps in his new BMW.
He drives down to the mud and throws the chicken the rope, which it grabs in it's beak ( these are smart chickens). He ties the other end to the tow bar on the Beemer and throws the car in reverse...
But there's just no traction and the wheels just spin as the chicken sinks deeper.
The farmer seeing that his efforts are failing runs back to the barn and see's his faithful old charge. "Thunder I need your help, one of the chickens in drowning in mud!"
Thunder rears up and then sets off at full speed galloping across the field. When he gets there he weighs up the situation and realising the chicken doesn't have long straddles the mud and walks out until he is directly above the chicken.
He then lowers his enormous manhood and the chicken takes hold, the mightly steed then carries the chicken to safety on the other side, and the farmer gasps a sigh of relief.
The moral of the story?
You don't need a BMW to pull the chicks.....you just need to be hung like a horse ! :mrgreen:
Have a good weekend all !
Trust me if you thought that was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.....I've got much worse, like this one !!!!
...........................
So there was this farmer down on the farm and he has a favourite nag called Thunder. He also keeps chickens and looks after them like his own flesh and blood.
One night there is a heavy shower and the farm gets a soaking. In the morning the farmer goes out to inspect the damage. The bottom of the field is completely bogged out, so he tells his farm hands to keep the animals away.
Later that day the farmhand takes a lunchtime nap and the chickens wander out into the field. One chicken strays too far into the mud and starts to sink.
The chicken starts clucking like crazy and the farmer rushes out to the field to see what the problem is. He spots the distressed chicken and starts to panic " HANG ON, I'LL SAVE YOU" shouts the farmer and runs off to the shed. He grabs a length of rope and jumps in his new BMW.
He drives down to the mud and throws the chicken the rope, which it grabs in it's beak ( these are smart chickens). He ties the other end to the tow bar on the Beemer and throws the car in reverse...
But there's just no traction and the wheels just spin as the chicken sinks deeper.
The farmer seeing that his efforts are failing runs back to the barn and see's his faithful old charge. "Thunder I need your help, one of the chickens in drowning in mud!"
Thunder rears up and then sets off at full speed galloping across the field. When he gets there he weighs up the situation and realising the chicken doesn't have long straddles the mud and walks out until he is directly above the chicken.
He then lowers his enormous manhood and the chicken takes hold, the mightly steed then carries the chicken to safety on the other side, and the farmer gasps a sigh of relief.
The moral of the story?
You don't need a BMW to pull the chicks.....you just need to be hung like a horse ! :mrgreen:
Have a good weekend all !
