- Joined
- Feb 29, 2004
- Messages
- 1,628
- Points
- 248
Found in Actual Military Evaluation Reports...
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
3. A room-temperature IQ.
4. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
5. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
6. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
7. Bright as Alaska in December.
8. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
9. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
10. Fell out of the family tree.
11. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
12. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
13. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
14. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
15. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
16. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
17. Takes him and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
18. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
19. This Marine is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
20. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
3. A room-temperature IQ.
4. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
5. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
6. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
7. Bright as Alaska in December.
8. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
9. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
10. Fell out of the family tree.
11. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
12. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
13. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
14. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
15. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
16. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
17. Takes him and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
18. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
19. This Marine is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
20. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
