Funny Little Johnny

[Eagledriver]

One morning, little Johnny gets up and goes down to breakfast and sees his grandmother preparing breakfast. He says, "Granny, Where's ma and pa?" Granny says, "They're still in bed, Little Johnny." Little Johnny giggles and eats his breakfast and then bursts out laughing as he goes out to play. At lunchtime, Little Johnny comes in to eat and asks Granny,"Where's pa and ma?" "Still in bed, Johnny." Little Johnny giggles, eats his lunch, and laughs as he runs out to play. At suppertime, he comes in, asks granny where's pa and ma and granny says, "In bed." At this Little Johnny falls to the floor, rolling and laughing and holding his side. Granny says, "Little Johnny, how come everytime I tell you where your ma and pa are, you bust out laughing?"

Little Johnny replies,"Well, Granny. Last night pa asked me to get him the vaseline and I got him---------Are you ready for this-----the super glue."