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You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.
You've heard...."Luke, I am Your Father...and your Uncle!"
Your Reverand carries a lightsaber in his boot in case of emergencies.
You wonder why Luke and Leia never ever got married.
You've asked an Ewok to help you go Coon hunting.
The Force isn't the only thing that Runs in your family.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
You use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D
You reckon Stormtroopers are just the KKK with really good sheets.
That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.
You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.
You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
Your Father's name is Garth Vader.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the Force.
You're beer belly puts Jabba's to shame.
Your poppy's last words were "Hey ya'll look what I can do!"
Your idea of a practical joke is stickin a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah in a pair of tight Daisy Duke shorts.
You're cousin Jimbo bears an uncanny resemblance to Chewbacca.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a lightsabor.
A Wookie told you to shave.
You asked to be buried with your LightSaber.
You use your lightsabre as a bug zapper.
You're flying a ship which has no original parts.
You got fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You say 'these are not the beers you are looking for.'
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.
You've heard...."Luke, I am Your Father...and your Uncle!"
Your Reverand carries a lightsaber in his boot in case of emergencies.
You wonder why Luke and Leia never ever got married.
You've asked an Ewok to help you go Coon hunting.
The Force isn't the only thing that Runs in your family.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
You use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D
You reckon Stormtroopers are just the KKK with really good sheets.
That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.
You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.
You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
Your Father's name is Garth Vader.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the Force.
You're beer belly puts Jabba's to shame.
Your poppy's last words were "Hey ya'll look what I can do!"
Your idea of a practical joke is stickin a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah in a pair of tight Daisy Duke shorts.
You're cousin Jimbo bears an uncanny resemblance to Chewbacca.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a lightsabor.
A Wookie told you to shave.
You asked to be buried with your LightSaber.
You use your lightsabre as a bug zapper.
You're flying a ship which has no original parts.
You got fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You say 'these are not the beers you are looking for.'
