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For those of you that don’t know, In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Naprosyn has the generic name Naproxen, Amoxil is Amoxycillin, and Brufen is Ibuprofen.
The BNF committee have been looking at a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration, they settled for MYCOXAFLOPIN. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Pfizer have recently announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meanings to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by the year 2040. There should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!!!!
Christmas Greetings to one and all.
Hope you all enjoy the festive season and don’t forget to have a stiff one.
Silky
The BNF committee have been looking at a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration, they settled for MYCOXAFLOPIN. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Pfizer have recently announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meanings to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by the year 2040. There should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!!!!
Christmas Greetings to one and all.
Hope you all enjoy the festive season and don’t forget to have a stiff one.
Silky
