Funny What if the iraq War was an RTS.

[Eagledriver]

Here's one for the Gipper.

 

[Eagledriver]

Sorry, Guys. Having a bit of a problem here.

 

[Eagledriver]

Finally got it. Enjoy.rbo; rbo;



Bush has joined international_diplomacy
Bush: going to rush saddam wanna join.

JacCHrik: noway man not rdy yet wait

Coaler: cant join need better GOV rating.

Bush: right! You guys are allied with saddam huh.

JacCHrik: bush you noob wait we help later.

Bush: FU I go now

JacCHrik has left international_diplomacy

Bush: LOL. We don't need you cheese eating surrender monkeys! Coal you in? Great blitzkrieg area

Coaler: nein GOV rating to low need to wait.

Coaler has left international_diplomacy

Saddam has joined international_diplomacy

Bush: hey saDy, give us weapons, give us tribute or we invade

Saddam: we got nothing our techtree soks

Bush: ya right we saw you plaster your internal revolt

Saddam: big mistake hit wrong key. No money no tech

Bush: let us send units in to see, share your map with us

Saddam: right do I look stupid, you see what I have then rush me

Saddam left international_diplomacy

Bush has joined channel unilateralism

Unilateralism:

BagDadBob: we winning bush soks

Bush: look east, look west, look south, look in the middle your capital.

BagDadBob: WTF where they come from, cheat you hacked the game, where you get that hack

Iraq has been eliminated

BagDadBob has left the channel.

Bush: awesome we rule mission accomplished!

Bush cheers

Bush does a dance

Occupation

GENgarner has joined occupation

GENgarner has left occupation

PBremer has joined occupation

PBremer: cool I have palaces

ZarCOWI has joined occupation

ZarCOWI: we have bombs.

PBremer: us too

ZarCOWI: we strap ours to women and children

PBremer: WTF, sh** you crazy

PBremer has disconnected

PBremer has rejoined occupation

PBremer: d**** power need to get that fixed

ZarCOWI has developed IED

US units capture saddam

Saddam joins prison channel

Press

Msm has joined press

Msm: look, I found bad pictures gross out. People being tortured I thought this game was rated for everyone need to report to Hillary Company

ZarCOWI: bush soks.

Bush: great now the rating police are going to shut the game down.