Funny Was that a bug?

Derrick Stephenson

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A man and his wife are driving on a motorway, and are having a row about his frequent infidelities. Suddenly, the wife opens his flies, produces a knife, cuts off his pecker, and chucks it out of the car window.
Behind them is a man driving with his 6 year old daughter in the front passenger seat of their car.
The organ slams into their windscreen, then bounces off and disappears, leaving a bloody smear.
'What was that, Daddy?', asks the little girl.
Not wanting his little innocent to become aware of sexual matters in this way, the man says, 'Just a bug, darling.'
'A bug, Daddy? It didn't half have a big dick, didn't it!!!'
Derrick.
 
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