Funny Virginity problem

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Every Sunday afternoon, Jennifer and her mother would chat over a couple
of drinks. During one of these get togethers, her mother turned to Jennifer and said,
''You know Jennifer, you have been going steady with Ralph for ten years. When are
you two going to get married?''

Jennifer replied, ''I can't marry Ralph because I don't want him to find
out that I'm not a virgin.''

''Good grief,'' her mother responded, ''There's an excellent solution to
your dilemma. On your wedding night, when Ralph makes love to you, just
reach down and snap your garter.''

'What good will that do, mother?' asks Jennifer.
Her mother says, 'Oh my dear, when you snap your garter, Ralph is going
to ask what was that noise? Then you tell him............Oh my dearest
Ralph, you just snapped my virginity.'

Jennifer was totally elated with her mother's advice. Before too long,
the wedding plans were announced and within four months, Jennifer and
Ralph were married.

On the first night of the honeymoon, Ralph and Jennifer prepared to make
love for the first time. As Ralph penetrated Jennifer, she reached down
and snapped her garter.

This startled Ralph, ''My God Jennifer what the hell was that?''
Jennifer very lovingly said, ''Oh Ralph, you just snapped my virginity.''
''Well'', said Ralph, ''snap it again...............my balls are caught.'


 
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