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Funny The body massage

Discussion in 'All Non Military Discussion' started by airborne, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. airborne Australia

    airborne Mi Lieutenant MI.Net Member

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    The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her
    body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

    The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

    The Aussie fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my
    wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

    The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Voila ! Sacre Bleu !! Phenomenal!!!

    How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

    The Aussie:

    "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
  2. Bombardier

    Bombardier Admin & Arbiter Staff Member Site Admin

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    LMAO!!! solaf

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