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Teacher taking class for poetry asks them to make up a poem about their names. After a few minutes she asked if anyone had made a poem up.
A little lad stands up and says
My name is Dan
When I grow up I want to be a man
And sail to China and Japan
If I can.
Very good said the teacher
So a little girl stands up and says.
My name is Mary Brady
I want to grow up and be a lady
Have a baby
If I may be.
Another lad stands up and says
My name is also Dan
Bugger China and Japan
If Mary Brady wants that baby
Then I’m her bloody man.
A little lad stands up and says
My name is Dan
When I grow up I want to be a man
And sail to China and Japan
If I can.
Very good said the teacher
So a little girl stands up and says.
My name is Mary Brady
I want to grow up and be a lady
Have a baby
If I may be.
Another lad stands up and says
My name is also Dan
Bugger China and Japan
If Mary Brady wants that baby
Then I’m her bloody man.