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Funny Rules for life or an MPs memory jogger !

Discussion in 'The Joker' started by airborne, Jul 25, 2012.


  1. airborne

    airborne Mi Captain MI.Net Member

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    Rules for life or an MPs memory jogger !

    1. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

    2. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

    3. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
    5. He who hesitates is probably right.
    6. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
    7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
    8. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
    9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
    10. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
    11. Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence.
    12. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Project Management at its best).
     
  2. Bombardier

    Bombardier Admin & Arbiter Staff Member Site Admin

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    No one is listening until you make a mistake

    That is very true especially in my Job :mad:
     

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