- Mar 23, 2004
One day, a marine squad is out patrolling a local Iraq road when they come upon the badly battered body of an Iraqi soldier. A little way down the road, they come upon the badly battered body of an American soldier. Discovering he's still alive, they render him aid and as he's lying there, they ask him what happened. His reply was, "I met this Iraqi soldier as I was on patrol. I yelled at him, 'Saddam Hussein is a no-good, backstabbing, yellow crook.' He yelled back, 'Donald Rumsfeld is a no-good, dirty rotten liar and thief.' We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.