With the audience's permission, and in homage and gratitude to
@Conhoon (thank you for the images!)
* Soldier! I hope you made the double turn and the safety knot before jumping into the water!

* Oh my goodness, I knew I was forgetting something!
* When are you going to tell them they also need to secure the "rescued" person's head?

* The moment they try to lift him onto the hovercraft and he falls...
* Sir, are you alright? I'm going to give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...

* I'm perfectly fine, so go ahead and die!
* And why are we covering him up so much and with his head bandaged?

* Remember Janusz and Anton? Well, they didn't secure him properly and he fell off the hovercraft...

* Everything is dark and I'm cold...what's wrong with me, doctor?

* Come here, I'll adjust your hat and remind you that this is an exercise, you're wearing sunglasses, and that's enough with the drama...
* Soldier, I have a question. Why are the "rescued" people's hands tied?

* Because they are "enemy rescued," sir...
