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Pierre the famous French fighter pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"[/b]
 
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Bombardier could it by chance be the only Frenchman to command a RAF SQD. Did he fly a Hawker Tempest and have 33 downed German aircraft, 24 of which he got between December 1944 and March 1945. Would it possibly be Wing commander Pierre Clostermann.
 
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Would it possibly be Wing commander Pierre Clostermann.

Spooky! - I'm in the process of reading his memoirs, 'The Big Show - The Greatest Pilot's Story of WWII'. It's a very good read.
 
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solthumI enjoyed it and probably need to reread it. I was very fortunate to get a large number of the BANATM WARBOOK Series and that was one in it.sal;
 

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