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My first 2wks. in the 101st was spent at the main basecamp in Phan Rang getting processed in, drawing equipment, and going through P-Training. I wasn't there very long before I noticed a monkey that kind of had the run of the place. I don't know what kind he was, but he was of medium build [for a monkey] and about 3ft. tall when he stood on his hind legs.
He didn't belong to anyone in particular. His original owner probably rotated out, walking or otherwise. Everyone just fed him whatever. Now remember, we're talking about a bunch of young paratroopers. This guys diet consisted of mostly beer, whiskey, junk food, and more beer. He would smoke a cigarette if offered. From what I could see, he spent most of the time drunk or sleeping.
When I was sent up-country to join my unit, I didn't return to Phan Rang for 4mos.. That was to be sent to Saigon to see a dermotologist for a jungle rot that I contracted. The first thing I noticed was the monkey was missing. After asking around I found out what happened to him.
He kept drinking more, and eating less. I guess he got to be a pretty mean drunk; hardly anyone could handle him. It was decided that he had to be gotten rid of. However, he was so liked by everyone no one wanted to just shoot him. It was decided that he would be turned loose, but not in that condition. He was captured and caged. He was sobered up [wonder what a monkey's DTs are like] and fed the healthiest foods that could be gotten from the mess hall or off of the locals. He did this regemin for about 6wks..
It was decided that since he was with an airborne unit, he should parachute into the jungle somewhere for his freedom. They got a flare parachute and made a harness for him, something that they felt he could get out of once on the ground. At the first opportunity he was taken up in a chopper. They hovered at about 100ft. over some jungle west of Phan Rang, and out the door the monkey went. He was last seen landing in the top of some trees in a triple canopy jungle. As far as I know, he was the only monkey to be Airborne qualified. Well, there was this staff sergeant that closely resembled an ape .
While at Cam Ranh Bay during my second tour, seemed to be quite afew dogs around. One night in my hootch a guy is coming back from taking a shower [I loved being a REMF ] after lights out, and trips over a dog in the dark. He cusses and takes a swift kick at it. He kicks a foot locker as hard as he can, while wearing flip-flops, instead. He lets out a BLOOD-CURDLING scream. When we turn the lights on, the guy is sitting in the middle of the floor rocking back and forth holding his foot. There's a fair amount of blood around him. When I take a look, he's about ripped his little toe off. It's barely hanging there by a piece of skin. I tip the toe up into the position that it should be, and the guy screams again and faints . He lost the toe. Personally, I didn't feel too sorry for him. I've always been a huge dog lover. Have 3 of them now.
So, anyone else with a pet story?
He didn't belong to anyone in particular. His original owner probably rotated out, walking or otherwise. Everyone just fed him whatever. Now remember, we're talking about a bunch of young paratroopers. This guys diet consisted of mostly beer, whiskey, junk food, and more beer. He would smoke a cigarette if offered. From what I could see, he spent most of the time drunk or sleeping.
When I was sent up-country to join my unit, I didn't return to Phan Rang for 4mos.. That was to be sent to Saigon to see a dermotologist for a jungle rot that I contracted. The first thing I noticed was the monkey was missing. After asking around I found out what happened to him.
He kept drinking more, and eating less. I guess he got to be a pretty mean drunk; hardly anyone could handle him. It was decided that he had to be gotten rid of. However, he was so liked by everyone no one wanted to just shoot him. It was decided that he would be turned loose, but not in that condition. He was captured and caged. He was sobered up [wonder what a monkey's DTs are like] and fed the healthiest foods that could be gotten from the mess hall or off of the locals. He did this regemin for about 6wks..
It was decided that since he was with an airborne unit, he should parachute into the jungle somewhere for his freedom. They got a flare parachute and made a harness for him, something that they felt he could get out of once on the ground. At the first opportunity he was taken up in a chopper. They hovered at about 100ft. over some jungle west of Phan Rang, and out the door the monkey went. He was last seen landing in the top of some trees in a triple canopy jungle. As far as I know, he was the only monkey to be Airborne qualified. Well, there was this staff sergeant that closely resembled an ape .
While at Cam Ranh Bay during my second tour, seemed to be quite afew dogs around. One night in my hootch a guy is coming back from taking a shower [I loved being a REMF ] after lights out, and trips over a dog in the dark. He cusses and takes a swift kick at it. He kicks a foot locker as hard as he can, while wearing flip-flops, instead. He lets out a BLOOD-CURDLING scream. When we turn the lights on, the guy is sitting in the middle of the floor rocking back and forth holding his foot. There's a fair amount of blood around him. When I take a look, he's about ripped his little toe off. It's barely hanging there by a piece of skin. I tip the toe up into the position that it should be, and the guy screams again and faints . He lost the toe. Personally, I didn't feel too sorry for him. I've always been a huge dog lover. Have 3 of them now.
So, anyone else with a pet story?