Funny Not what you think?

[Drone_pilot]

You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or
humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I
awoke, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets
bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears marks of your
ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain
awake, waiting for you, you fraking mosquito!

 

[Closed account 4734]

Sent to my girlfriend...I told her it was the mozzies, but she never believes me!