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Give me a moment, guys, it won't take more than a minute to tune in to the match between Utrecht and Nottingham...

Thank you for flying with "Royal Airlines," we hope your flight was enjoyable. Please disembark carefully, avoiding contact with the sides of the aircraft...

* Do you see that, brother? They get brought in by helicopter and we have to walk for 6 hours!

* You know, discrimination... we should have chosen the cavalry...

* Quiet down, gentlemen, load the mortar plates, they don't move themselves!

I heard the vehicles broke down and we're going to have to walk to the base, about 6 hours over rugged terrain...

* What are Daan and Luuk doing? Why are they taking so long clearing the mines!

* I just want to get home and have a beer in front of the TV...
*How are things going over there, Luuk? I heard a sound and I see a cloud of smoke...

* Well, Daan, thank goodness the mine is just for practice, or we'd be answering to Saint Peter right now!

