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I will begin my campaign to be top of "the worst joke this year" list ( and there are a LOT of contenders here...)
Three full blood Sioux Indians were called up to serve in Vietnam during the worst of the Viet Cong offensive seasons and having survived with a couple of medals apiece decided to reward themselves with a bit of a world trip before heading home.
Arriving home, Sioux 1 gave his wife a beautiful Eland Skin. Sioux 2 gave his wife a handsome lion skin while Sioux 3 gave his wife a Hippo skin ( the head came separately)
9 months and a week or two later all their wives gave birth. The wife with the Eland Skin had an 8lb boy, the wife with the lion skin had an 8lb boy - but - the wife with the hippo skin gave birth to TWIN 8lb boys !
Pythagoras was right !
The sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the two squaws on the opposite hides !!!!
Mike
Three full blood Sioux Indians were called up to serve in Vietnam during the worst of the Viet Cong offensive seasons and having survived with a couple of medals apiece decided to reward themselves with a bit of a world trip before heading home.
Arriving home, Sioux 1 gave his wife a beautiful Eland Skin. Sioux 2 gave his wife a handsome lion skin while Sioux 3 gave his wife a Hippo skin ( the head came separately)
9 months and a week or two later all their wives gave birth. The wife with the Eland Skin had an 8lb boy, the wife with the lion skin had an 8lb boy - but - the wife with the hippo skin gave birth to TWIN 8lb boys !
Pythagoras was right !
The sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the two squaws on the opposite hides !!!!
Mike
