Funny HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN & MEN & BE POLITICALLY CORR

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She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY
OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.



He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He investigates ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.
 

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