Funny Curfew

[Billy Little]

Whilst on a tour of duty in Northern Ireland when the curfews were in operation, I was in the guardroom when a shot rang out. I rushed out to see a young soldier standing over the body of a man, I said "What the hell is going on" to which the soldier replied "Curfew Sir he shouldn`t be out" I looked at my watch and informed the soldier that it was only ten to nine and the curfew did not come into operation until Nine O`Clock. To which the young soldier said, "I know Sir, but I know where he lives and he wouldn`t have made it" ....