Funny Breaking News:

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Breaking News:
(Enter the City of your choice where it says Liverpool !)
Police in Liverpool have just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles

with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 2 tonnes of heroin,
£50 million in forged UK banknotes and, 25 trafficked Ukrainian and Thai prostitutes all living in a
semi- detached house behind the'Public Library in Toxteth.'

Local residents were stunned.
A community spokesman said:


"We're shocked. We never knew we had a Library !!!"
 

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