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Funny Australian Tax Office

Discussion in 'All Non Military Discussion' started by airborne, May 8, 2013.


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    The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him.

    ATO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

    Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $800 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

    ATO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

    Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know"?






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