Funny 7 Kinds of Sex

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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually
have sex only in the bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And last, but not least...

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each
month. But it's not enough to live on.
 
Very Funny Mate (Y)

I think im on the 3rd kind ?
 
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