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It was the morning before the Battle of Hastings and King Harold was walking among the troops to boost morale when he came to a bunch of Spearmen
" G'day lads" says the king" who is the best among you" Cries of "Cedric sire" went up.
"Right" says the King, "See yonder mighty oak and the knot in it's bark halfway down" ?
" Too bloody right " says Cedric ( a blow in from OZ!)
" Let that be your target" says the king.
Cedric, no messing about, hits it smack dead centre to loud cheers from one and all.
The King hands him a gold sovereign and says " And so shall you smite the enemy today" ( More Cheering)
Next bunch he comes across are the Axemen." Right" says the King, " who is the greatest axeman among you"
Cries of "Baldar, Baldar"
" Right" says the King, " See yonder sapling, canst thou ( that's how they used to speak ) split it in one throw"
No messing, sapling split in two and Baldur gets a gold sov. for his piggy bank.
Next bunch are the bowmen ( Support Coy ?) but this time the King says " who is the youngest among you"?
Cries of "Ethelred Sire" A very young skinny scared young lad comes forward.
" See yonder supply wagon Ethered, slot one into that anywhere you like"
The poor lad is such a bag of nerves he fumbles, wobbles and misses the bloody big wagon altogether.
Rude jeers from his mates. " No,no" says the King, here is a gold sov. for trying. You will do better in battle I'm certain"
As the King walks away he turns to one of his Generals and mutters" Somebody watch out for that clown, he could have somebodies eye out if he's not careful"
" G'day lads" says the king" who is the best among you" Cries of "Cedric sire" went up.
"Right" says the King, "See yonder mighty oak and the knot in it's bark halfway down" ?
" Too bloody right " says Cedric ( a blow in from OZ!)
" Let that be your target" says the king.
Cedric, no messing about, hits it smack dead centre to loud cheers from one and all.
The King hands him a gold sovereign and says " And so shall you smite the enemy today" ( More Cheering)
Next bunch he comes across are the Axemen." Right" says the King, " who is the greatest axeman among you"
Cries of "Baldar, Baldar"
" Right" says the King, " See yonder sapling, canst thou ( that's how they used to speak ) split it in one throw"
No messing, sapling split in two and Baldur gets a gold sov. for his piggy bank.
Next bunch are the bowmen ( Support Coy ?) but this time the King says " who is the youngest among you"?
Cries of "Ethelred Sire" A very young skinny scared young lad comes forward.
" See yonder supply wagon Ethered, slot one into that anywhere you like"
The poor lad is such a bag of nerves he fumbles, wobbles and misses the bloody big wagon altogether.
Rude jeers from his mates. " No,no" says the King, here is a gold sov. for trying. You will do better in battle I'm certain"
As the King walks away he turns to one of his Generals and mutters" Somebody watch out for that clown, he could have somebodies eye out if he's not careful"