Bragging Rights

[GunBunnyInaMAB]

Four doctors, each from a dfferent country, were discussing medical procedures...

The British doctor said, " Our medical knowledge is amazing! Why we took a patient who lost both his hands in a industrial accident, sewed them back on, and in just four weeks he was looking for work."

The Russian doctor said," That is nothing.. We attached 2 legs from one body, and a hand from another, to a wounded soldier. And he was out looking for a job in just 3 weeks!"

The Chinese doctor spoke up. " We have transplanted 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 major organs from a woman to a man, and he was looking for work in only 2 weeks!"

Finally the American doctor commented," All of that's nothing... We took a brainless native of Kenya, put him in a nice suit and made him President of the United States, and now over half of America is looking for work!!"

[Holmesy7291]

Heard that one before, tho it was a German doc, a French doc, an American doc and an English doc who had the final word! Guess some things are just universal...!